Well okay, folks, sorry about not updating for a long, long time. But Carl Sumner is back, Jack. Alright, lately I’ve been noticing things that people do that really make me want to slice off my urethra. The first of them is the use of abbreviations for words that shouldn’t be abbreviated. I have three examples: 1) RIDIC (Ridiculous) 2) PRESH, which was really uttered by some troglodyte, (precious) 3) and the grand daddy of them all DECE (Decent). Since when did these words have to lose several phonetics, it makes me upset. The word decent cries everytime someone shortens him to the monstrocity that is “DECE”. Alright now to segway, I hate one more thing more than life: In real life interenet abbreviations (ell oh ell, oh em gee). If some craterface walks up to me and says “oh em gee, Lilly is dating Martin, ELL OH ELL” I will straight go rambo on their asses.
Kat “Motherfucking” Denings…
…Is just TOO goodamn sexy. One of my friends walked up to me and goes “Eh, I just got out of Nick and Norah, and I didn’t think Norah was that hot.” I told him to get out of my sight (true story). I think that Ms. Dennings should switch her name to Kat Sumner.
Update on life..
Alright life is going alright for me… I recently got a job at the Palmetto Grande, which is actually a job I think I might keep. Free movies, screenings etcetc. Also college is now paid for and registered HOWEVER and htis is a big however… My english class aparently got cancelled due to “lack of enrollment” which I really don’t quite understand since I’m taking four classes:
- World History
- Intro to Psych
- Intro to Theater
- English Comp
They say they have it online.. How do you fucking get lack of enrollment on a fucking class that is only offered as a block is beyond me… So possibly all my classes are fucking cancelled which would be AWESOME! But so is life..
SOON TO COME: Longshots review; Fred Durst’s second directorial debut, hahahahahahahahaha.
Oh boy Limp Bizkit is going soft with a kiddie movie :: Why does Fred Durst fucking direct movies?
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The Night The Lights Came On
Alright, so this here is my retelling of an unforgettable experience and it is just that.. “The Night The Lights Came On.” Place: Dark Knight Time: Midnight. The mood is set for a comic book nerds nirvana, and many others, to get away and enjoy the simple pleasure of watching batman kick some ass. And oh he does. Well anyway, around halfway through Gotham is faced with a predicament that only Mr. Wayne can fix.. exploding boats, (I’m not giving anything away, at all, trust me.) So right as soon as they reach the pinnacle of the predicament, the climactic save of an utter impossible extremity, what happens? The screen blackens, and guess what.. THE LIGHTS COME ON. The following is what I can best come up with as, nerd fail. The nerds got up started shouting “what the fuck!” over and over again, people stampeded (Or so it played out in my mind, I’m sure it was much more civilized, ask Danny or Mackenzie) Well anyway, a young woman comes in, says nothing, and then the day is saved! The movie comes back on. At this point… I didn’t give a rat’s scrotum what happened because my imagination stopped working, the one thing that I love about modern cinema, it takes me away. Well I was put right back on earth, and the ending almost meant nothing.. I know that this may sound repulsing to some, because it WAS an awesome feature, don’t get me wrong, but I was done, fin.
On another note: Job situation.
I have an interview with the Grande on Tuesday, BUT and this is a big but, I have a shift at Kohls on Sunday. So what I plan to do is quit Kohl’s but I have no idea the outcome of my interview.. So, what to do… Fold towels and move around bedding fixtures for 3+ hours, or quit, and sleep and do whatever the hell I want. I think I pick the latter.
On YET ANOTHER note: College & Car
Car use has been prohibited, OR SO MY PARENTS SAY, I guess I should have included this up in the job section because it is greatly related, in fact, it is the whole reason for this. My father says that if I quit the job before I have another one secured, I lose the car. Also! Not two days ago did my father say that I could have a loan for college in the fall, he has now changed this. Now I can’t and I am a loser.. or some bullshit. So guess whatt– It looks, as of now, to be no college, because lets face it, I spend too much money on stupid bullshit to pay for college. I applyed too late for FAFSA so I am going to get aide, just I have to pay for the entire semester normal cost upfront, and be refunded the aide..
RIP: Heath Ledger you were phenomenal.:]<3<3<3<3
Mmhm, What a thought, A REVOLUTION.
I was gifted enough to hear about
THE MOST AMAZING SCREENPLAY EVER
Okay, so kiddies, if you ask me to be apart of a project, please make sure it doesn’t sound like this..also in your proposal it’s not always good to have an asston of spelling errors.
ok so as i said its a drama,
basically its about a chick who is already somewhat in the “bad croud” she partys and drinks a bit but nothing too bad, just reguler teenage stuff.
well basically she starts to do REALLY bad stuff and starts to do a lot of stupid shit, (hxc drugs cutting…) her bf pretty much saves her and its a happy ending.the way i want it filmed starts off with just the chick getting dressed and you hear music and 3rd person dialog saying who she is. music ends and she gets a phone call (you can hear both ends)then she leaves to go to the beach with her friends and when she gets there all you hear is dani california but you see them having fun and stuff, then it goes on… but each song has to fit with whats going on, later on she goes to a party and party till you puke will by andrew wk will be on
HANCOCK. WOW.
Oh jesus, this movie was bad. I mean THIS MOVIE WAS BAD. This had all the potential to be a summer blockbuster event; PS, if you plan on watching this peice of garbage, don’t read beyond this line:
- Hot wife
- Will Smith AND
- The word “Asshole” said OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
Alright, so we start off our adventure with Will Smith chasing the baddies, blah blah, superhero formula flick. Alright, maybe not FORMULA, as he is drunk off his ass and fighting crime, but formula enough. So here we are, watchign this movie then ALL OF A SUDDEN, the hot wife of the PR guy that helps Hancock, TURNS OUT TO BE A SUPERHERO. Now, this could have been stupendous!! Why not have the two battle for the benefit of mankind, but NO. This movie went another route, CGI. Yay, yay, yay. This movie decided it needed a fight scene between Hancock and the hotwife to appear stylish…So the woman superhero CONJURED UP A SNOWSTORM. Why was this needed.. I mean why couldn’t they just fight in normal weather, I didn’t realize superheros needed snow to fight to their best abilities.
We come to find out, that Hancock and the PR’s wife were married and have lived 3k years… Wow, mindfuck..not. The premise behind these two is that if the two are near eachother then they lose their superpowers and become mortal. Probably the worst part of this film was shot in a hospital bed. The hotwife of the PR is laying onto of Hancock explaining of their previous encounters with one another, BECAUSE HE MYSTERIOUSLY CAN’T REMEMBER IT (Something the writers wrote in to “confuse the audience, you writers are stupendous, only problem I-DON’T-GIVE-A-RAT’S-VAGINA.) The monolouge given is long, and possibly written by a boy with downsyndrome, it is honestly the worst monolouge I have EVER seen in a fucking movie. It ends with Hancock alive, and kickin’; who would have thought.
Rating: 4/10. Go see it if you like stupidass non-formula flicks that turn out to be formula flicks.
Why..
Why do movies like “Paranoid Park” make it into the indie circuit. Please tell me why that movie was even made in the first place. I have only walked out of three movies in my life:
- Facing The Giants
- Speed Racer
- And this peice of “artistic” smut.
I believe that the director of “Good Will Hunting” should seriously consider quitting his “artistic” directorial job. It’s people like him that strike it big and then make shit films like this. Okay, I know what your thinking, Carl, this movie can’t be that bad can it. WRONG. Literally the only positive I have for this movie was the scenery. The main actor might be the worst actor I have ever seen, his believability is “stunning”. By the way, E-Sarcasm is really hard. In this movie it tells of a skate park that “no one is ready for” (Gosh what a great concept). In this the main character kills a guard, or something, and is questioned by another TERRIBLE actor. The shots are long and tedious; some have no point what so ever to the film’s storyline at all such as the shots of the park. THEY ARE SERIOUSLY 15 MINUTES LONG. The movie is not about the park, it’s about a MURDER. Goddamnit, why do movies like this exist.
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Tech N9ne vs. Weezy Lil’ Wayne F Baby stfu.:-/
Reason for this post, I was scrolling through Big Krizz Kaliko music on youtube when I came across “Lil’ Wayne vs. Tech N9ne.” I almost yakked when I came across this comment.
Fuck this guy. Lil’ Wayne is the sickest rapper alive. His system is the solar. Lil’ Wayne and The Game are the best rappers in the game. I love Tech but but Lil’ Wayne would tear his shit up in a battle. Cash Money. Young Money.
“His system is the solar” what the fuck is this guy on? His system is getting really, really high, writing shitty vocals that almost don’t make sense, and doing what can only be described as a rap with a reggaeish feel. BTW: The battle was “This Ring” vs. “Fireman,” And Yes, I did just invent the word reggaeish.
AND ON THAT NOTE, I LEAVE YOU THE SINGLE MOST RIDICULOUS COMMENT ON A QUESTION ASKING IF WAYNE WRITES MOST OF HIS SONGS.
Make no mistake about it, Lil Wayne writes EVERYTHING!!
He got time, he aint got nothing but time!! All of these rappers that dub themselves as the best and say they dont write are lying, they are basically trying to persuade the public that they can rap this sh*t off the top of their head.
