Things that REALLY piss me off.

Well okay, folks, sorry about not updating for a long, long time. But Carl Sumner is back, Jack. Alright, lately I’ve been noticing things that people do that really make me want to slice off my urethra. The first of them is the use of abbreviations for words that shouldn’t be abbreviated. I have three examples: 1) RIDIC (Ridiculous) 2) PRESH, which was really uttered by some troglodyte, (precious) 3) and the grand daddy of them all DECE (Decent). Since when did these words have to lose several phonetics, it makes me upset. The word decent cries everytime someone shortens him to the monstrocity that is “DECE”. Alright now to segway, I hate one more thing more than life: In real life interenet abbreviations (ell oh ell, oh em gee). If some craterface walks up to me and says “oh em gee, Lilly is dating Martin, ELL OH ELL” I will straight go rambo on their asses.