Oh jesus, this movie was bad. I mean THIS MOVIE WAS BAD. This had all the potential to be a summer blockbuster event; PS, if you plan on watching this peice of garbage, don’t read beyond this line:
- Hot wife
- Will Smith AND
- The word “Asshole” said OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
Alright, so we start off our adventure with Will Smith chasing the baddies, blah blah, superhero formula flick. Alright, maybe not FORMULA, as he is drunk off his ass and fighting crime, but formula enough. So here we are, watchign this movie then ALL OF A SUDDEN, the hot wife of the PR guy that helps Hancock, TURNS OUT TO BE A SUPERHERO. Now, this could have been stupendous!! Why not have the two battle for the benefit of mankind, but NO. This movie went another route, CGI. Yay, yay, yay. This movie decided it needed a fight scene between Hancock and the hotwife to appear stylish…So the woman superhero CONJURED UP A SNOWSTORM. Why was this needed.. I mean why couldn’t they just fight in normal weather, I didn’t realize superheros needed snow to fight to their best abilities.
We come to find out, that Hancock and the PR’s wife were married and have lived 3k years… Wow, mindfuck..not. The premise behind these two is that if the two are near eachother then they lose their superpowers and become mortal. Probably the worst part of this film was shot in a hospital bed. The hotwife of the PR is laying onto of Hancock explaining of their previous encounters with one another, BECAUSE HE MYSTERIOUSLY CAN’T REMEMBER IT (Something the writers wrote in to “confuse the audience, you writers are stupendous, only problem I-DON’T-GIVE-A-RAT’S-VAGINA.) The monolouge given is long, and possibly written by a boy with downsyndrome, it is honestly the worst monolouge I have EVER seen in a fucking movie. It ends with Hancock alive, and kickin’; who would have thought.
Rating: 4/10. Go see it if you like stupidass non-formula flicks that turn out to be formula flicks.
