Why..

Why do movies like “Paranoid Park” make it into the indie circuit.  Please tell me why that movie was even made in the first place. I have only walked out of three movies in my life:

  • Facing The Giants
  • Speed Racer
  • And this peice of “artistic” smut.

I believe that the director of “Good Will Hunting” should seriously consider quitting his “artistic” directorial job.  It’s people like him that strike it big and then make shit films like this.  Okay, I know what your thinking, Carl, this movie can’t be that bad can it. WRONG. Literally the only positive I have for this movie was the scenery.  The main actor might be the worst actor I have ever seen, his believability is “stunning”.  By the way, E-Sarcasm is really hard.  In this movie it tells of a skate park that “no one is ready for” (Gosh what a great concept).  In this the main character kills a guard, or something, and is questioned by another TERRIBLE actor.  The shots are long and tedious; some have no point what so ever to the film’s storyline at all such as the shots of the park.  THEY ARE SERIOUSLY 15 MINUTES LONG.  The movie is not about the park, it’s about a MURDER.  Goddamnit, why do movies like this exist. 

 

 

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Tech N9ne vs. Weezy Lil’ Wayne F Baby stfu.:-/

Reason for this post, I was scrolling through Big Krizz Kaliko music on youtube when I came across “Lil’ Wayne vs. Tech N9ne.”  I almost yakked when I came across this comment.

Fuck this guy. Lil’ Wayne is the sickest rapper alive. His system is the solar. Lil’ Wayne and The Game are the best rappers in the game. I love Tech but but Lil’ Wayne would tear his shit up in a battle. Cash Money. Young Money.

“His system is the solar” what the fuck is this guy on?  His system is getting really, really high, writing shitty vocals that almost don’t make sense, and doing what can only be described as a rap with a reggaeish feel.  BTW: The battle was “This Ring” vs.  “Fireman,” And Yes, I did just invent the word reggaeish.

AND ON THAT NOTE, I LEAVE YOU THE SINGLE MOST RIDICULOUS COMMENT ON A QUESTION ASKING IF WAYNE WRITES MOST OF HIS SONGS.

Make no mistake about it, Lil Wayne writes EVERYTHING!!

He got time, he aint got nothing but time!! All of these rappers that dub themselves as the best and say they dont write are lying, they are basically trying to persuade the public that they can rap this sh*t off the top of their head.

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